Inspiration And Information

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. John Steinbeck A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams   A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Mignon McLaughlin All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. Raymond Hull Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. James C. Dobson He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Mae West I have learned that only two things are necessary t...

Footprints in the Sand One night I had a dream... I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord, and Across the sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; One belonged to me, and the other to the Lord. When the last scene of my life flashed before us, I looked back at the footprints in the sand. I noticed that many times along the path of my life, There was only one set of footprints. I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in my life This really bothered me, and I questioned the Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, You would walk with me all the way; But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, There is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why in times when I needed you the most, you should leave me. The Lord replied, "My precious, preciou...

KIDS IN CHURCH. 3-year-old Reese : ' Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen. '  A little boy was overheard praying:  ' Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.  I'm having a real good time like I am. '    After the christening of his baby brother in church,  Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.  His father asked him three times what was wrong.  Finally, the boy replied,  ' That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,  and I wanted to stay with you guy s. ' One particular four-year-old prayed,  ' And forgive us our trash baskets  as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets. '  A Sunday school teac...

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A  JOB WELL DONE  . "If you're going to kill each other, do  it outside.. I just finished cleaning."  My mother taught me RELIGION . "You better pray that will come out of the carpet.."  My mother taught me about TIME  TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock  you into the middle of next week!"  My mother taught me LOGIC . "  Because I said so, that's why."    My mother taught me MORE LOGIC  . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going  to the store with me.."  My  mother taught me FORESIGHT . "Make sure you wear clean  underwear, in case you're in an accident."    My mother taught me IRONY . "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." My Mother taught me about the  science of OSMOSIS  .  "Shut your mouth and eat your  supper."  M...

If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.  ~William McFee    There's much to be said for challenging fate instead of ducking behind it.  ~Diana Trilling He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned.  ~Author Unknown Fate laughs at probabilities.  ~E.G. Bulwer-Lytton The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.  ~Robert Brault Angels deliver Fate to our doorstep - and anywhere else it is needed.  ~Jessi Lane Adams There is no fate but your own fate.  ~Leslie Grimutter Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.  ~Lemony Snicket Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.  ~Albert Einstein I have a wife, I have sons:  all of them hostages given to fate.  ~Lucan No man ever wet clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance an...

          Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.     Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.  The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.  ~Mark Twain      Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.  ~James Thurber Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds.  A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.  ~William James If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.  ~Mahatma Gandhi The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.  ~Peter De Vries    Humor is just another defense against the universe.  ~Mel Brooks Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.   ~Peter Ustinov The kind of humor I like is ...