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15 Funniest Christmas Cards with President Trump.

If you are looking original Christmas cards this season, I have found some great example : President Trump Theme.  Amazon.com Etsy.com  and Cafepress.com # Do not leave without following.#  ************************************************************************************* ************************************************************************************   Send me your feedback or your comments and share the fun.  Click!#

Top 10 new words in the engish language.

Language is a living thing, words die if they are not used and new ones are born because of novelties we come across such as the advancements in technologies, fashions, new things we need to name.  Linguistic Society of America Do you know the meaning of: Voluntourism. Answer:  People who volunteer and sightsee. FoMo: Answer: Fearing to miss out on something MoFo: Answer: Acronym for Mother Fuker. Freegan: Answer: recycling throwaway foods. Uber: Answer: Ride-sharing Taxi App Photobomb: Answere: Insert yourself into someone's photo. Stanky: Answer: Smelling unpleasant. Handsy: Answer:  tending to touch other people that is inappropriate or unwanted. Manspreading: Answer: Man seating legs apart taking too much space on a seat. Awesomesauce: Answer: Something excellent, great, spectacular. Do you kno...

Idoms and Expressions we Happily Botch.

I was listening to the radio when I heard about "idioms"  and how we botch them. We are all doing it the native as much as anyone else. I found it hilarious, so I decided to do some research the following are the most commons.  Please feel free to add in the comments your favorite saying. E very language has its own expressions, sayings or idioms.  They illustrate figuratively, they use sometimes metaphors, puns, to tell us of ways to live, to act, gives ideas, principles, and values.  Every country has their own Idioms Nip it the butt vs. Nip in the bud.   Is to put an end to it before it gets the opportunity to grow I could care less vs. I couldn't care less. Means that you do not care, you have to use the negation form "Could not" One in the same vs. One and the same. Means that two things are the same. Each one worse than the next vs. Each one worse than the last . Means the situation is not better than the previou...

How Old is Grandpa? Can you Guess?

The age might just take you by surprise.  It did me.  Stay with this -- the answer is at the end.  It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.. The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before : *   television, penicillin, polio, shots, frozen, foods, Xerox, contact, lenses, Frisbees and      the pill There were no: *   credit cards, laser beams or  ball-point pens Man had not invented: *  pantyhose *  air conditioners *  dishwashers *  clothes dryers the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and  man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, .. ... ... and then lived toge...

Father's Day 2011

Father's Day is all about fun and celebrations, therefore jokes and good humor should always be included in the celebrations so that it becomes easier to see that lovely smile on your Father's face. When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.  - Charles Wadsworth   What Is A Dad? A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again. A dad is someone who wants to keep you from making mistakes but instead lets you find your own way, even though his heart breaks in silence when you get hurt. A dad is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, shines...

Farmer Wisdom

“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”  “Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.” “Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.” “A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.” “Words that soak into your ears are whispered…....not yelled.” “Meanness don't just happen overnight.” “Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.” “Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.” “It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.” “You cannot unsay a cruel word.” “Every path has a few puddles.” “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.” “The best sermons are lived, not preached.” “Most of the stuff people worry about, are never gonna happen anyway.” “Don't judge folks by their relatives. “Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.” “Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a ...

What some people do when it snows!

You know we have enough of Winter when... Thanks for stopping by, click to follow my blog to get updates on new funny posts. Don't forget to share the fun...

New Year Jokes, Resolutions and Cartoons

13 New Year Resolutions For Internet Junky 1. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! 2. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical. 3. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" 4. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. 5. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. 6. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate. 7. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk. 8. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own. 9. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail. 10. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it. 11. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line. 12. I resolve...