Inspiration And Information

          Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.     Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.  The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.  ~Mark Twain      Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.  ~James Thurber Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds.  A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.  ~William James If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.  ~Mahatma Gandhi The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.  ~Peter De Vries    Humor is just another defense against the universe.  ~Mel Brooks Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.   ~Peter Ustinov The kind of humor I like is ...

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw        I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. W. C. Fields Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Groucho Marx Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.  Bill Cosby Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright  Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright    I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright  I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen I do...