My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning." My mother taught me RELIGION . "You better pray that will come out of the carpet.." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me LOGIC . " Because I said so, that's why." My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.." My mother taught me FORESIGHT . "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My mother taught me IRONY . "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." My Mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." M...
This blog is for you to take a moment in your busy day to laugh, say hmmm? to unload. I will post a collection of funny jokes, motivational quotes, hilarious pictures. There will also be some informations on current events.