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Love and Marriage !

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. John Steinbeck A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams   A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Mignon McLaughlin All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. Raymond Hull Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. James C. Dobson He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Mae West I have learned that only two things are necessary t

Footprints Prayer.

Footprints in the Sand One night I had a dream... I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord, and Across the sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; One belonged to me, and the other to the Lord. When the last scene of my life flashed before us, I looked back at the footprints in the sand. I noticed that many times along the path of my life, There was only one set of footprints. I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in my life This really bothered me, and I questioned the Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, You would walk with me all the way; But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, There is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why in times when I needed you the most, you should leave me. The Lord replied, "My precious, preciou

The Funny Things Kids Say.

KIDS IN CHURCH. 3-year-old Reese : ' Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen. '  A little boy was overheard praying:  ' Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.  I'm having a real good time like I am. '    After the christening of his baby brother in church,  Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.  His father asked him three times what was wrong.  Finally, the boy replied,  ' That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,  and I wanted to stay with you guy s. ' One particular four-year-old prayed,  ' And forgive us our trash baskets  as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets. '  A Sunday school teacher asked her childr