A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
John Steinbeck
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
James C. Dobson
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Mae West
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
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