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Father's Day 2011

Father's Day is all about fun and celebrations, therefore jokes and good humor should always be included in the celebrations so that it becomes easier to see that lovely smile on your Father's face. When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.  - Charles Wadsworth   What Is A Dad? A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again. A dad is someone who wants to keep you from making mistakes but instead lets you find your own way, even though his heart breaks in silence when you get hurt. A dad is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, shines...

The Funny Things Kids Say.

KIDS IN CHURCH. 3-year-old Reese : ' Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen. '  A little boy was overheard praying:  ' Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.  I'm having a real good time like I am. '    After the christening of his baby brother in church,  Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.  His father asked him three times what was wrong.  Finally, the boy replied,  ' That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,  and I wanted to stay with you guy s. ' One particular four-year-old prayed,  ' And forgive us our trash baskets  as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets. '  A Sunday school teac...