A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. W. C. Fields Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Groucho Marx Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen I do...
This blog is for you to take a moment in your busy day to laugh, say hmmm? to unload. I will post a collection of funny jokes, motivational quotes, hilarious pictures. There will also be some informations on current events.