Love is my Sword, Godness my Armor And Humor my Shield ~Unknown~

Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. ~Mark Twain

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity. ~James Thurber

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~William James

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~Mahatma Gandhi

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. ~Peter De Vries

Humor is just another defense against the universe. ~Mel Brooks

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

~Peter Ustinov

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds

and think for ten minutes. ~William Davis

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

~Max Eastman

Groucho Marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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amit said…

gr8 collection of thoughts and pics.. and gr8 job too..
i like the one by william james..

February 12, 2010 at 1:29 PM

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