Inspiration And Information

13 New Year Resolutions For Internet Junky 1. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! 2. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical. 3. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" 4. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. 5. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. 6. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate. 7. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk. 8. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own. 9. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail. 10. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it. 11. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line. 12. I resolve...

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